Fail

Fail #1: Went to Bay to Breakers and got wasted on 2 beers because I have such excellent tolerance. Decided it was a good idea to toss my phone and ended up with a broken Android. I spent a whole week looking like an idiot walking around in public making phone calls with my giant laptop.

Fail #2: Locked my car keys in my car with 10 pizzas inside.

Pro-tip: To host a successful event, don’t lock your car keys inside your car with 10 Costco pizza.

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